Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

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Subscribers532K

Views per video47.0Kmedian of the last 30

Views per subscriber0.09how many actually watch

Comments per video174median

Uploads per month4.8

Last upload25d ago2026-09-13

Total views40M

Total videos1.1K

Long-form / Shorts35% / 5%

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What Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't makes

Topics ecology, botany, plant ecology, evolution, native plants, environment

A Low-Brow, Crass Approach to Plant Ecology & Evolution as muttered by a Misanthropic Chicago Italian. We study plants through the lens of ecology and evolution, rather than what supposed anthropocentric uses they can provide (as if holding up the biosphere wasn't enough). If you enjoy this kind of light-hearted education, be aware that your contributions help support it. Support the cause by joining the Patreon, tossing 5 bucks at venmo address "societyishell", or purchasing some apparel and what the shit at the merch store : https://www.bonfire.com/store/crime-pays-but-botany-doesnt/. Thanks for reading. Have a great day and go f*ck yourself.

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